Pleasure Products Review: Keon Sex Machine

I have been a fan of Kiiroo's products for years now. While that might seem like a biased critique since I have been on occasion blogging for them for some years now, my trying to build a sex educator brand based on integrity would not allow me to continue writing for them if I didn't have good reason to be a fan.

One of the reasons I am a fan is because when there is a void in their product line, at some point they do fill it. Such as just as I was about to ask them why they had so many male strokers with the external of a vagina, Kiiroo introduced a stroker with the external of a butt. Thereby expanding their potential clientele to include gay male tops and lovers of anal sex of any sexual orientation.

Another suggestion I was going to make was if they could make a thrusting dildo. Possibly by compacting the technology to make the Keon into a dildo. Well, before I got around to sending that email, I was given the attachments needed to turn my Keon into their Keon Sex Machine.

The Keon Sex Machine comes with a Keon (which I already own), plus a vacuum lock dildo and a dildo adapter.

The video tutorial to explain how to put it all together can be found at: https://vimeo.com/752579016

Since the size, shape, and/or color of the dildo that comes with the Keon Sex Machine might not be your preferred one, know that the dildo adapter can actually work with most dildos with a vacuum lock. The exception would be those vacuum lock dildos that also have balls that would make the dildo exceed the diameter of the Keon.

I posted a NSFW video on my Twitter to show the Keon Sex Machine in action.

Ever since I saw #MykeGlory on @FeelXvideosXXX in the background video, I wanted to feel his thrusts inside me.

Now that @Kiiroo has a dildo & adapter to turn the Keon into a #SexMachine, I finally did. You'll see it felt so good, I came a good deal before the video was done. pic.twitter.com/CgH3LQkI3D

— LeNair Xavier (@LeNair_X) November 8, 2022

Like I said in the tweet, when I discovered that video on FeelXVideos, I wanted something to put in my butt to simulate Myke Glory's thrusts. At first I settled for getting off by living vicariously through his penis as the Keon moved in sync with him. But the Keon Sex Machine now gives me exactly what I want in my fantasies of him. In fact, it thrilled me so much that while I normally can hold my orgasm and ejaculation until the end of the scene, the Sex Machine thrusted into me so good that the dildo hit my prostate as I was stroking my penis and made me come before the scene ended.

For the record, I'm someone who when I bottom, if I ejaculate, I can still take getting penetrated until my partner stops. So know that the ending of the video was just for the sake of ending the video. Since then, even after coming I've still let the Keon Sex Machine thrust into me until the guy penetrating is done.

Of course as with most sex toys, there is a downside to report. That downside being that the Keon is round, so it might be hard to hold down while it thrusts. This is a minor downside that I believe can be remedied by purchasing either the table clamp or neck strap accessory for the Keon. Perhaps Kiiroo will soon create something like more of a holder that the Keon can stay in place in. Other than that, I immensely enjoy my Keon more than I thought possible.

With that said, I wholehearted advise purchasing the Keon Sex Machine. For it is definitely as what the promos are saying---a game changer. For yes, sex machines with thrusting dildos have been around for awhile now. But not until now, THANKS to Kiiroo is there a sex machine that is completely interactive through connections with other Kiiroo products or interactive porn.

Now, if you'll excuse me, this has put me in the mood for another masturbation session with my Keon Sex Machine.

Pleasure Product Review: Viceroy Agility Probe Prostate Massager

When the Viceroy Agility Probe prostate massager by Cal Exotics came into the sex shop that I work at, the staff was given no information about it. It piqued my interest by me finally having some down time, touring the store, and stopped there at the Agility Probe to investigate it further.

When I started reading the box, a trait that really caught my eye was seeing the box say that the Agility Probe was bendable. I was wondering how bendable it was compared to the only other non-vibrating prostate massagers I play with, the Helix Syn by Aneros, which is good for a beginner. Not only is the Viceroy bendable, but it actually holds a pose.

This is good because bodies are shaped differently outside and inside. Making the Agility Probe easy to adjust to one's individual fit.

Back to the Helix Syn for a moment, I primarily used that prostate massager when I was en route to a sex party or hook-up. Doing the Kegels that made it massage my prostate making me eager to bottom, and come closer to a physical orgasm by way of anal penetration during intercourse. Instead of just a mental orgasm and maybe penile stimulation. With that said, I was looking forward to the Agility Probe because not only does the size of the end bulb makes it good for more intermediate anal play and beyond, but it is good to masturbate with. Such as while watching porn. By it being closer to the size of the average penis, one can more realistically imagine themselves with the person penetrating on-screen.

The Agility Probe is made of high-quality silicone so it does not hold bacteria and can be easily cleaned with any body-safe soap or toy cleaner. Plus its matte finish makes it easy entry once lubricated.

Speaking of lubricants, water-based is most recommended. You can use oil-based, but water-based is the first choice to avoid staining.

NOTE: SILICONE LUBE IS AN ABSOLUTE NO-NO! While silicone is the go-to lube for anal sex, it should only be used for just that - sex. Not for playing with pleasure products made solely or partially of silicone.

In short, the Viceroy Agility Probe is a prostate massager that can quite easily give the reputation of Aneros' massagers a run for their money. Because being more seasoned at anal play, the size and bendability of the Agility Probe has definitely made my Helix Syn my 2nd favorite prostate massager now.

Pleasure Product Review: Lumen by OhMiBod

I was recently presently surprised by Kiiroo with them offering me their latest collaboration with OhMiBod. A teledildonic butt plug called Lumen.

I must admit that at first sight, I had my doubts. Initially, because of its small size. I wondered how great an impact its vibration would have from such a small toy. Upon testing it solely by the button on the toy, I thought my first instinct was right. However, I still held out hope. Because in my years of reviewing sex toys, I have encountered enough sex toys to know that, like with a penis and the man attached to it, size alone is not an indicator of skill or power. And my optimism soon proved itself to not be for nothing. 

 

For the greatest power from a Lumen is not found by the button on the device. It is instead found by using the Bluetooth to join it with the OhMiBod and FeelConnect apps. 

I have tested the Lumen with both apps in every way except for with a partner. With that, I very much enjoyed the various vibration patterns and ways to achieve or create them. Achieved with intensity that makes the Lumen seem to be a good deal larger than it actually is. In fact, in a masturbation session while working on this review, I synced the Lumen with a video on FeelXVideos.com featuring one of my favorite male performers, Max Dior.

As he penetrated his scene partner Baby Nicols, I discovered the vibration to be so intense that I could actually feel it a little bit in my erect penis. With that being the case, you can easily imagine a large penis inside you by syncing it to an interactive porn from such a site, and still be satisfied.

My testing of the Lumen via the app also included a device-to-device connection.

For this I linked the Lumen to both a Kiiroo Titan, then an Onyx+. Every stroke of the sensors on the Titan or Onyx+ caused a pleasing pulsing vibration in the Lumen in my butt, I was basically fucking myself... in the best way possible. 

 

As for care, the Lumen is made of silicone. Therefore, the rules of silicone toys applies here. Such as: 

• It is non-porous. Therefore, it will not harbor bacteria after a good washing; 
• You cannot use a silicone lube on it. I know silicone is a go-to lube for anal sex, but never for anal masturbation with toys. Use a water-based lube instead as your 1st choice. However, some prefer oil-based lubes for anal play, which is compatible with a silicone toy like the Lumen. But I would suggest making that a 2nd choice option.

 

The Lumen is also waterproof. So it will not become damaged if you submerge it. A trait that makes cleaning it a lot easier on one's nerves. 

 

The Lumen is rechargeable and takes about 2.5 hours to charge and allows up to 1 hour of playing time. Understandably, that playing time is dependent upon the intensity of vibration and length of interactive play.

With all that said, the Lumen is the anal toy I've been wanting from the very beginning. For its small size makes it easy to maintain, while its range of power makes it easy to satisfy.

Those traits make me definitely recommend getting this to treat yourself, or any one you know into any play, be that person an anal play beginner or pro. However, I wouldn't mind it being bigger, and having the curve that would make it be more directly stimulating to the prostate. Even without that, this is still an awesome buy.